Multi-Universe wedgie battle royale (interactive)

“So…who do you think is the best heroine?”

The shadow-like creatures of the council whispered between each other for a long time before one of them asked the obvious question “Are we talking Tv? Book? Anime?”

The shadow who had asked first sighed “In general. Who do you think is the best?”

“Does she have to be a protagonist?” asked another one.

“I don´t think so...”

“Then I would choose Hermione from Harry Potter” said the second shadow.

“A witch that can´t do a thing without her wand?” the shadow scoffed “Batgirl, from DC”

“Why?”

“Batman”

The shadow groaned “You always make the same excuse!”

“And he is also wrong!” said another shadow “Avatar Korra, from the avatar series! That is the one!”

Names of thousands of different universes flew around the dark room, but each and every one of them was only supported by the one who shouted it and no one else. The shouting could have provably lasted weeks, but the last shadow, the one who had not talked, slammed its fist on the table, silencing the others.

“This is not the way to resolve the question that we are facing now. What we have to do is resolve this the only way it can be resolved....”

“Wedgie-fight between the heroines?” proposed one shadow.

There was a tense silence before the main shadow sighed and nodded “Ok, whatever, works for me. How about the rest of you?”

“Yeah sure”

“Ok”

“It will make the fights entertaining!”

“It is settled then” said the main shadow “Let it be know that tomorrow, the chosen heroines from a million universes will be thrown into a fight were only wedgies and not other weapons, will be allowed.

Every single one of you can choose a champion. She can be a lead, a main character or even someone from the good-side who you think is interesting. Remember, it doesn´t matter from where they come, just make sure to tell me where exactly that is first!

So remember, put a comment with your choice and enjoy the wedgie battle of the century!”